Well, the judge said "split it even," so she took the house and car
Took the good recliner and my autographed guitar
I said "leave me just one thing, that little fishin' dream"
Now her lawyer's out on Lake Travis, reelin' in my scheme
Your lawyer got the bass boat, your mama got the dog
Your sister got the deer head that I hung above the log
I got a cardboard box, a skillet, and a grin
'Cause darlin', I got free again
He sends me Christmas photos with a catfish on the line
Wearin' my old ball cap, sayin' "thanks, the weather's fine"
I'd be mad, but lemme tell ya what that sucker doesn't know
That motor quits in deep water, every single time you go
Your lawyer got the bass boat, your mama got the dog
Your sister got the deer head that I hung above the log
I got a cardboard box, a skillet, and a grin
'Cause darlin', I got free again
