Your Lawyer Got the Bass Boat

Well, the judge said "split it even," so she took the house and car Took the good recliner and my autographed guitar I said "leave me just one thing, that little fishin' dream" Now her lawyer's out on Lake Travis, reelin' in my scheme Your lawyer got the bass boat, your mama got the dog Your sister got the deer head that I hung above the log I got a cardboard box, a skillet, and a grin 'Cause darlin', I got free again He sends me Christmas photos with a catfish on the line Wearin' my old ball cap, sayin' "thanks, the weather's fine" I'd be mad, but lemme tell ya what that sucker doesn't know That motor quits in deep water, every single time you go Your lawyer got the bass boat, your mama got the dog Your sister got the deer head that I hung above the log I got a cardboard box, a skillet, and a grin 'Cause darlin', I got free again